# AssetHandler — product assets

> 15 published assets for AssetHandler (15 files incl. ad sizes): promo films, demos, documents, services, mockups, ads.

Source: https://burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/assets

## AssetHandler — 2-minute product promo (1080p)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Promo films
- Format: video, mp4, 2:00, 1920x1080
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/promo/assethandler-promo-2min-1080p.mp4
- Captions: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/promo/assethandler-promo-2min-1080p.vtt
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/promo/assethandler-promo-2min-1080p.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-promo-2min-1080p
- Tags: promo, product-film, voiceover, asset-registry, maintenance, depreciation, alerts

Two-minute narrated promo film introducing AssetHandler: one asset registry, QR check-in/out, preventive maintenance, depreciation, audit history, alerts and an AI assistant.

### About

A two-minute 1920x1080 promo film with a voiceover narration, in a dark navy and amber visual style. It opens on the audit-season problem ("who has what?"), introduces AssetHandler as an enterprise asset management platform, and then steps through the registry, QR tagging and custody, preventive maintenance and work orders, depreciation and total cost of ownership, audit history, alerts, the in-app assistant and the acquire-deploy-maintain-dispose lifecycle. It ends on the line "Take control of your assets" and a call to start on the free plan at assethandler.com.

### Transcript

[00:00] It's audit season, and nobody can say who has the laptops or where the forklift went.
[00:08] Your registry is a spreadsheet that never matches reality.
[00:12] Maintenance is firefighting, and audits mean weeks of reconciliation.
[00:19] Meet Asset Handler, the enterprise asset management platform.
[00:23] Every asset tracked, maintained, and accounted for.
[00:28] Laptops, machinery, vehicles, and licenses live in one registry, with unique IDs, categories,
[00:34] and custom fields.
[00:39] QR labels then scan a tag to check an asset out and back in.
[00:43] Custody comes with a clear transfer trail.
[00:48] Preventive schedules and a single work order queue fix things before they fail,
[00:53] with parts and labor logged against the asset.
[00:58] Depreciation calculates itself, straight line or reducing balance,
[01:03] with live book value and total cost of ownership.
[01:08] Scan-based physical audits and an immutable, attributable history
[01:12] mean audit ready records on demand, not after a scramble.
[01:18] Proactive alerts flag warranties, license renewals, and end-of-life dates
[01:22] before they slip through the cracks.
[01:27] And the assistant knows which asset you have open,
[01:30] answers from your live records, and acts only within your permissions.
[01:36] Acquire it, deploy it, maintain it, and dispose of it,
[01:40] with every stage recorded on the asset.
[01:45] Dashboards, reports, history, order.
[01:50] Ready to take control of your assets?
[01:52] Track, maintain, and audit everything in one place.
[01:55] Start on the free plan at assethandler.com.

### Walkthrough

- **0:00–0:20** Live-action style opening in a dim storeroom with amber light streaks; on-screen text "It's audit season. Who has what?"
- **~0:20** Title card: the AssetHandler cube logo, "AssetHandler", "Enterprise asset management".
- **~0:28–0:38** "One registry for every asset" over an Asset Inventory screen, with category chips "IT & devices", "Plant & machinery", "Vehicles & fleet", "Licenses & intangibles".
- **~0:39–0:47** Section "01 — Tag & scan": "Always know who has what", with points "Printable QR labels" and "Scan to check out and in", beside an Asset Tracking screen grouped by location (Building A · Floor 3, Warehouse 2, Fleet Depot).
- **~0:48** Section "02 — Maintain": "Schedules, not firefighting" beside a Work Order WO-2041 screenshot, with points "Preventive schedules" and "One work-order queue".
- **~0:58** Section "03 — Finance": "From the tag to the balance sheet", with points "Computed depreciation schedules", "Live book value" and "Total cost of ownership", next to an abstract 3D illustration.
- **~1:18** "Insights & alerts" over an Analytics screen, with chips "Warranties" and "License renewals".
- **~1:36** "The full asset lifecycle": four cards Acquire (register, categorize and tag), Deploy (assign to people, teams and sites), Maintain (schedules, work orders, parts), Dispose (end of life, fully recorded).
- **~1:50–2:00** End card: logo, "AssetHandler", "Take control of your assets".

## AssetHandler — Alpha asset register walkthrough (screen recording)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Demos
- Format: video, mp4, 5:10, 1100x480
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/demos/assethandler-demo-alpha-asset-register-walkthrough.mp4
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/demos/assethandler-demo-alpha-asset-register-walkthrough.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-demo-alpha-asset-register-walkthrough
- Tags: demo, asset-register, alpha, screen-recording, depreciation, reports

Silent 5-minute screen recording of an alpha build of AssetHandler: asset list and filters, asset detail tabs, financials and the Reports dashboard on a three-asset test workspace.

### About

A silent screen recording (about 5 min 10 s, 1100x480) of an early alpha build of the AssetHandler web app in its dark theme. It walks through a small test workspace holding three assets (one furniture item, one IT hardware item and one vehicle, tagged BOFF-AH-ALPHA-*) and shows the asset list, filtering, the asset detail page with its Details / Financial / Maintenance / Discussion tabs, and the Reports dashboard. The records are sample data created for the demonstration, and the recording shows the actual product interface at an early stage of development.

### Transcript

No spoken audio — screen recording.

### Walkthrough

1. **0:00–0:45 Assets list.** The Assets > All Assets page shows a "Status mix" donut (3 assets total; Active 67%, Maintenance 33%) and a "By category" bar chart above a searchable table (Table / Grid / List views) with columns Asset Tag, Name, Category, Status, Condition, Location, Assigned To.
2. **~0:46 Category filter.** The "All Categories" dropdown is opened, listing Furniture, It Hardware and Vehicles. The table shows three rows: BOFF-AH-ALPHA-FURN (furniture, Maintenance, Good, HQ-2), BOFF-AH-ALPHA-IT (it hardware, Active, Good, HQ-1, assigned to a workspace user) and BOFF-AH-ALPHA-VEHICLE (vehicles, Active, Good, Depot-A).
3. **~1:17 Status filter.** The status filter is set to Maintenance and the list narrows to the single furniture asset. The page footer (Products / Resources / Legal links) is visible.
4. **~1:48–2:50 Asset detail (IT hardware).** BOFF-AH-ALPHA-IT opens with Print tag, Edit, Dispose and Delete actions; summary cards show current value $1,200, 1 maintenance record (1 open), registered 9/22/2026 and location HQ-1. The Details tab shows the description and a Tags panel; the Maintenance tab shows a "Maintenance cost history" chart.
5. **~3:21 Financial tab.** For an asset with a $25,000 purchase value: current book value $25,000, accumulated depreciation $0, total cost of ownership $25,175, a projected depreciation and book value chart, and key facts (useful life 84 months, salvage value $5,000, straight-line method, supplier "Burdenoff Fleet"). The Activity panel lists "GraphQL mutation executed: updateAsset / createAsset" entries.
6. **~3:52 Asset detail (vehicle).** BOFF-AH-ALPHA-VEHICLE: current value $25,000, 1 maintenance record, registered 9/22/2026, location Depot-A, with the Maintenance tab open.
7. **~4:23 Reports, Financial Summary.** The Reports dashboard (tabs Asset Register, Financial Summary, Maintenance Log, Utilization, with Export CSV) shows total asset value $27,000, total depreciation $0, maintenance spend $175, and zero budget, invoice and transaction figures, plus a "Value vs depreciation" chart.
8. **~4:54 Reports, Utilization.** Total assets 3, assigned 1, unassigned 2, active unassigned 1, overdue assignments 0, with "Assets by status" and "Assignment coverage" panels.

## AssetHandler — Product catalogue 2026 (brochure)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Documents
- Format: pdf, pdf, 26 pages
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-brochure.pdf
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-brochure.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-brochure
- Tags: brochure, product-catalogue, enterprise-asset-management, pricing, security, ai-assistant

26-page landscape product catalogue covering what AssetHandler does, who it is for, what is built versus roadmap, AI guardrails, security, pricing and comparisons with alternatives.

### About

A 26-page landscape (16:9) product catalogue titled "AssetHandler — Product Catalogue · 2026", in a dark navy and light-grey design with 3D isometric illustrations. It presents AssetHandler as a single system of record for enterprise assets (equipment, IT hardware and software licences), with maintenance, depreciation, ITSM/CMDB and an AI assistant on the same record. It is written for buyers and evaluators. Every capability is labelled shipped, in progress or roadmap, and the catalogue states the product is pre-launch with a waitlist, has no customers yet and holds no security certification. The closing page names Timecampus Technologies Private Limited as the company behind the product.

### Contents

1. **Cover** — "One trustworthy record for everything your organisation owns"; chips Asset registry, Maintenance, Depreciation and TCO, ITSM and CMDB, AI assistant; pre-launch / waitlist note.
2. **01 The short version** — system of record from purchase order to disposal; the promise: where is it, who has it, what is it costing.
3. **02 The registry in numbers** — 1 registry; 250 assets free; flat pricing by estate, not headcount; 20 governed resource types.
4. **03 Who it is for** — maintenance/facilities managers, IT and software asset managers, finance controllers, field technicians, compliance officers and auditors, multi-site operations directors and service providers.
5. **04 What breaks today** (2 pages) — spreadsheet registers, unknown custody, firefighting maintenance, audit reconciliation, finance vs floor disagreement, slipping warranties/renewals (alert engine stated as roadmap), two inventories, per-seat pricing.
6. **05 What you get** — registry, barcode/QR tagging, custody and check-in/out, preventive maintenance and work orders, ITIL service desk, finance, IT estate (CMDB, discovery, licences), evidence/reporting, governance.
7. **06–09 Put to work** (4 pages) — field technician and operations lead; maintenance manager (schedules by days, hours or kilometres; work-order queue); finance controller (depreciation) and auditor (scan-based reconciliation, stated as roadmap); IT asset manager (licences, CMDB, entitlement vs usage, usage self-reported).
8. **10–11 Built AI-native / What the assistant does today** — context-aware assistant on every screen, answers from 46 documentation pages and live permission-checked data, typed estate graph, 36 MCP agent tools and 4 read-only resources, per-turn AI credit metering.
9. **12 What is not built yet** — predictive maintenance scoring and licence-position UI in progress; plain-language search/change impact and an overnight estate watch on the roadmap; no evaluation set, so no accuracy figure.
10. **13 What keeps the AI in bounds** — one permission model, agents as named users, no destructive agent tools, consequential actions proposed not executed, all AI actions attributed.
11. **14 Who does what** — six seeded roles: Asset Manager, Maintenance Manager, IT Asset Manager, Finance Controller, Field Technician, Compliance Auditor.
12. **15 Under the hood** — federated GraphQL API, authorisation at the API edge, data-layer tenant isolation, server-side arithmetic.
13. **16 Standards, integrations and deployment** — OIDC, OAuth 2.0, SCIM, MCP, ITIL, TLS 1.2+/AES-256; ERP, ITSM, procurement, IdP integrations; multi-tenant SaaS, dedicated tenancy, self-hosting; backup and RPO/RTO targets.
14. **17 Security and trust** and **18 Certification, stated plainly** — no third-party certification today; ISO/IEC 27001 targeted ~9 months after launch, SOC 2 Type II ~12 months; GDPR/DPDP readiness in progress.
15. **19 One product, many front doors** — web app and workspace experience in development, MCP agent server built, documentation site live, mobile and desktop/CLI/SDKs planned.
16. **20 Plans** — Free $0 (250 assets), Starter $99/mo, Growth $399/mo, Business $999/mo, Enterprise from $0.18/asset/mo; add-on capacity packs; AI on the customer's own key.
17. **21 Why teams choose it**, **22 Honest answers to hard questions**, **23 Against the alternatives** (maintenance-only CMMS, IT-only ITAM, enterprise EAM, spreadsheets).
18. **Start today** — join the waitlist, load one site, run one loop end to end; links to assethandler.com, /use-cases, /security, contact@assethandler.com.

## AssetHandler — Partner cheat sheet

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Documents
- Format: pdf, pdf, 1 pages
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-cheat-sheet.pdf
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-cheat-sheet.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-cheat-sheet
- Tags: cheat-sheet, partner, sales, one-pager, pricing

One-page A4 partner cheat sheet: what AssetHandler is, pitch, ideal customer, personas, pricing, competitors, objections, discovery questions, commissions and contacts.

### About

A single A4 page for resellers and referral partners, laid out in three dense columns under a navy header. It condenses the partner playbook into quick-reference blocks so a partner can pitch, qualify and hand off an AssetHandler lead. It includes Burdenoff contact details for Vignesh T.V. (email, phone and a Calendly booking link with QR code).

### Contents

- **Header** — "AssetHandler gives operations, maintenance and finance one registry for every asset they own, so the books and the floor finally agree." Chips: Asset registry, Maintenance, Depreciation, IT estate, Audit trail.
- **Column 1** — What it is; 30-second pitch; Problem we solve; Value proposition (one record replaces three systems, flat fee with unlimited users, computed book value, governance on every tier); Ideal customer (250–5,000 staff, owns equipment and an IT estate, multi-site; not a fit: licence-audit specialists, offline-only crews, discovery-first buyers); Who you are talking to (four personas with their question); Top use cases.
- **Column 2** — Capabilities list; Pricing (Free $0, Starter $99/mo, Growth $399/mo, Business $999/mo, Enterprise from $0.18/asset/mo; free to 250 assets); Competitive landscape (ServiceNow ITAM, Fiix / Limble / UpKeep, Asset Panda, IBM Maximo); Why us; Proof and credibility; Demo (free tier at app.assethandler.com or a 1-1 call); Talking points.
- **Column 3** — Objection handling (no customers to call, cheaper tool in place, certification: "Not yet"); Discovery questions; Spot a good opportunity (four positive signals in green, two disqualifiers in red: automated discovery essential, offline-only crews needing a native app); How to introduce us; Lead handoff; Partner commercials (10–15% of first-year collected net revenue, reseller margin up to 15%); Useful links.
- **Footer** — Talk to us (Vignesh T.V., vignesh@burdenoff.com, +91-7358445777), Book a 1-1 call (calendly.com/vignesh-burdenoff/1-1), burdenoff.com/products, QR code.

## AssetHandler — Sales and partner playbook

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Documents
- Format: pdf, pdf, 47 pages
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-partner-playbook.pdf
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/docs/assethandler-partner-playbook.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-partner-playbook
- Tags: partner-playbook, sales, partners, pricing, objection-handling, mockups

47-page A4 sales and partner playbook: positioning, personas, 14 use-case scenarios, capability status, pricing, competitors, objections, qualification, commissions and a 62-screen mockup appendix.

### About

A 47-page A4 "Sales & Partner Playbook" for Burdenoff partners who refer, advise on, implement or resell AssetHandler. It covers how to pitch, qualify and hand off an opportunity, with detailed pricing tables, a competitor comparison, scripted objection responses and the partner commission programme. It lists the capabilities that are not yet built (discovery scanning, predictive scoring, telemetry/digital twin, scan-based audit, native mobile, certification). Pages 9–15 include product screenshots. The back page names Burdenoff Consultancy Services Pvt. Ltd. and marks the playbook as confidential to partners.

### Contents

- **p1 Cover** — AssetHandler, one-line positioning, capability chips, QR code to book a call.
- **p2 00 How to use this playbook** — reading order and table of contents (sections 01–24).
- **p3–5 01 Product Overview, 02 One-Line Pitch, 03 30-Second Elevator Pitch, 04 Problem We Solve** — each problem with who feels it, what it costs and how AssetHandler answers it.
- **p6–8 05 Value Proposition, 06 Ideal Customer Profile, 07 Buyer Personas** — segments and sizes; maintenance manager, IT asset manager, finance controller, operations director, compliance officer/auditor, managed service provider, with opening questions.
- **p9–15 08 Top Use Cases** — 14 scenarios with screenshots, e.g. build one registry, know who has each asset, service equipment before it fails, one repair queue, compute depreciation, true cost to keep an asset, tie budgets and invoices to assets, audit evidence as a query, find idle capital, bring the IT estate into the registry, fix the software bill, stop rediscovering fixes.
- **p16–19 09 Product Capabilities** — registry/tagging/custody, maintenance and work orders, finance and depreciation, IT estate and service management, audit/compliance/governance, AI and connected assets, platform/API/ecosystem; each item marked shipped, in progress or planned.
- **p20–21 10 Pricing & Plans** — flat monthly fee by asset band; Free, Starter $99, Growth $399, Business $999 (annual prices $79/$319/$799), Enterprise from $0.18/asset/mo; per-plan quotas; regional price bands; add-on price list.
- **p21–22 11 Competitive Landscape** — table covering tools such as Limble, UpKeep, Asset Panda, Flexera One, ServiceNow and IBM Maximo: what each is, where they are strong, where AssetHandler wins.
- **p22–24 12 Why Us / Differentiators, 13 Customer Proof & Credibility** — states there are no customers or case studies yet and lists the incomplete capabilities plainly.
- **p25–26 14 Demo Information, 15 Sales Talking Points** — self-serve free tier at app.assethandler.com or a call; a short demo route.
- **p27–28 16 Objection Handling** — 12 objections with concession-first answers.
- **p28–30 17 Discovery / Qualification Questions, 18 How to Identify a Good Opportunity** — signals, disqualifiers and a one-question test (are laptops/licences and equipment tracked by the same team and system?).
- **p31–32 19 How to Introduce Us, 20 Lead Handoff Process** — register with vignesh@burdenoff.com before the first meeting; 90-day protection plus one 90-day extension.
- **p33–34 21 Partner / Referral Commercials** — Referral 10%, Consulting 12%, Implementation 15% of first-year collected net subscription, plus add-on and renewal terms; Authorised Reseller margin; programme rules.
- **p34–35 22 Contact Information, 23 Useful Links & Sales Assets.**
- **p36–46 24 Product Mockups — Complete Visual Appendix** — index of 62 screens: 40 product screens (dashboard, inventory, ITIL, finance, IoT, digital twin, SAM, CMDB, ESG, AI screens and more) plus 22 industry screens (automotive, construction, energy, food and beverage, government, healthcare, IT cloud, manufacturing, real estate, science, space, ESG, telecom, hospitality).
- **p47 Back page** — "Found someone who needs AssetHandler?", contact details for Vignesh T.V., Calendly link, burdenoff.com/products, confidentiality notice.

## AssetHandler — Services brochure

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Services
- Format: pdf, pdf, 11 pages
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/services/assethandler-services-brochure.pdf
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/services/assethandler-services-brochure.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-services-brochure
- Tags: services, consulting, implementation, migration, training, integrations, managed-operations, audit, support

AssetHandler consulting and managed services: eight services in two tracks (Adopt AssetHandler, Done with AssetHandler), how engagements run, and how to get in touch.

### About

A landscape services catalogue (720x405pt) presenting the services offered at assethandler.com/services, in the same visual style as the AssetHandler product catalogue. It explains how AssetHandler's consulting and managed services sit alongside the platform, then covers all eight services in two tracks: Adopt AssetHandler (consulting, implementation, migration, training) and Done with AssetHandler (integrations, managed operations, audit support, support). Each service gets its description and five deliverables. It is meant for prospects and partners who want to scope help with rolling out or running an asset registry. Service pricing is not listed; readers are invited to contact the team.

### Contents

1. Cover: "Expert hands on your asset program", consulting and managed services
2. 01 Platform, plus people: overview, guiding principles, the two service tracks
3. Track A divider: Adopt AssetHandler, "We stand it up with you"
4. 02 Asset Management Consulting; Implementation & Onboarding
5. 03 Migration from Spreadsheets & Legacy Tools; Training & Enablement
6. Track B divider: Done with AssetHandler, "Or hand us the registry"
7. 04 Integrations & API Services; Managed Asset Operations
8. 05 Audit & Compliance Support; Support & SLAs
9. 06 How we engage: Discover, Plan, Implement, Operate
10. 07 We leave your team able to run it without us (training and handover)
11. Contact: Talk to our team (assethandler.com/contact, contact@assethandler.com, app.assethandler.com)

## AssetHandler — Product UI mockups (40 screens)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Mockups
- Format: pdf, pdf, 40 pages
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/mockups/assethandler-mockups.pdf
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/mockups/assethandler-mockups.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-mockups
- Tags: mockups, ui, screens, design, dashboard, ai

40-page landscape set of AssetHandler UI mockups, one screen per page: light-theme core screens (inventory, maintenance, ITIL, finance, IoT, CMDB, ESG), a mobile view and dark-theme AI screens.

### About

A 40-page landscape PDF (1200x670 pt pages) with one full-page product mockup per page and no text layer (the pages are images). Pages 1–31 are light-theme desktop screens with a navy sidebar and amber accents, page 32 shows two phone screens, and pages 33–40 are dark-theme screens focused on the AI assistant, predictions and agent access. The figures in the screens are sample data.

### Contents

1. Dashboard (totals, assets chart, recent activity, asset value)
2. Asset Inventory table
3. Asset detail — Dell OptiPlex 7090 (details, activity timeline)
4. Asset detail — Dell OptiPlex 7090, Financial tab (book value, depreciation chart)
5. Create New Asset form
6. Check-In / Check-Out
7. Maintenance Calendar (July 2026)
8. Work Order WO-2041 (checklist, attachments, discussion)
9. Operations Hub (work orders)
10. Incident Management (ITIL)
11. Change Management (ITIL, approvals)
12. Finance Hub (transactions, budgets, invoices)
13. Invoice INV-2041
14. Portfolio Overview
15. Analytics
16. Reports dashboard (asset register, Export CSV)
17. Security Hub (compliance tiles for ISO 27001, SOC 2, GDPR shown as "Compliant 82%" sample data)
18. IoT Devices (sensor and gateway tiles)
19. Digital Twin — CNC Machine 04
20. Software Asset Management (licences, seats, compliance)
21. CMDB — Configuration Items (relationship graph)
22. Discovery Jobs (network scan jobs)
23. Knowledge Base (runbooks, procedures)
24. Provenance — Serial #A-9921 (acquisition-to-disposal timeline)
25. ESG Dashboard (energy, carbon, water, waste)
26. AI Predictions (predicted failure risk per asset)
27. Problem Management (ITIL)
28. Asset Tracking by location
29. Asset Categories (IT hardware, vehicles, machinery, furniture, software licences, medical equipment)
30. Maintenance Scheduler
31. Asset detail — MacBook Pro M2 (attachments, discussion)
32. Mobile app — Asset List and Asset Detail on two phones
33. Dashboard (dark theme)
34. Asset Inventory with the AssetHandler AI Assistant panel (assets out of warranty)
35. AI Predictions (dark; risk distribution, feature importance)
36. HVAC Unit A3 asset detail with an AI repair-or-replace recommendation
37. Knowledge Base (dark) with assistant runbook recall
38. Software Asset Management — effective licence position (under-licensed title)
39. Asset Watch — overnight briefing (labelled Roadmap)
40. Agent Access (MCP) developer portal — tools, resources, guardrails

## AssetHandler ad — "Wanted" poster for a missing projector

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: image, png, 1024x1536
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-01-wanted-projector.png
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-01-wanted-projector.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-img-01-wanted-projector
- Tags: ad, static-ad, custody, check-out, humor, cubby

Portrait ad styled as a Wild West "Wanted" poster for a conference-room projector; Cubby shows it was checked out to Dave in Marketing.

### About

A portrait (2:3) static ad about asset custody. A weathered "WANTED" poster is pinned to a door, and the AssetHandler mascot Cubby, wearing a sheriff star, points out where the missing projector actually is. Footer CTA plays on the Western theme ("Round 'em up").

### Visual

- **Poster text:** "WANTED — ONE CONFERENCE-ROOM PROJECTOR", with an engraving-style drawing of a projector. "Known aliases: 'The good one', 'The HDMI one'. Last seen: Q2 all-hands, 'with someone from Marketing'. Reward: a meeting that starts on time."
- **Composition:** the poster fills the upper two thirds against a grey door; a tangle of cables sits on the floor at lower left; Cubby stands at lower right with a speech-bubble card: "AH-0412 Projector — Checked out to Dave, Marketing. Tue 9:14. IT store → Board room → Dave".
- **Footer bar (navy):** AssetHandler logo, "Every asset. Accounted for."; headline "Always know who has what."; "Consider it handled."; "Round 'em up at assethandler.com" button.

## AssetHandler ad — "Hello, my name is Asset" QR name tags

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: image, png, 1024x1024
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-02-hello-my-name-is.png
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-02-hello-my-name-is.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-img-02-hello-my-name-is
- Tags: ad, static-ad, qr-tags, check-in, humor, cubby

Square ad showing office equipment wearing "Hello my name is" QR name tags at a party, promoting QR labels for check-out and check-in.

### About

A square (1:1) static ad about QR asset tags. Everyday equipment wears conference-style "HELLO my name is" stickers that double as QR asset labels, and Cubby pops out of a box wearing a bow tie.

### Visual

- **Headline banner:** an orange-and-white name tag "HELLO my name is Asset" hung from string lights.
- **Composition:** a cordless drill, monitor, hard hat, espresso machine, barcode scanner and a bin of parts on a table with confetti, each tagged with a QR name tag ("Monty", "Drew AH-0512", "Mattie", "Joe", "Vance AH-0515", "Binny AH-0516"). Cubby in the centre with the speech bubble "Wait, we get names now?"
- **Callout:** "Print QR labels. Scan to check out and back in, or just type the tag."
- **Footer bar (navy):** logo, "Every asset. Accounted for."; "Everyone gets a name tag."; "Consider it handled."; "Start on the Free plan at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — Forklift on the therapist's couch

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: image, png, 1024x1024
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-03-forklift-therapy.png
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-03-forklift-therapy.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-img-03-forklift-therapy
- Tags: ad, static-ad, preventive-maintenance, service-history, humor, cubby

Square ad in pencil-sketch style: a neglected forklift lies on a therapist's couch while Cubby holds its care plan, promoting preventive maintenance.

### About

A square (1:1) static ad about preventive maintenance, drawn in a monochrome pencil-sketch style with the yellow forklift and amber mascot as the only colour. It uses a light (white) footer.

### Visual

- **Composition:** a therapist's office with armchair, window and tissue box; a yellow forklift lies on a chaise couch. Cubby sits beside it holding a clipboard "Care plan — FL-07 Forklift: Every 250 hrs; Parts + labor logged; Service history: 7 entries".
- **Caption (serif italic):** "Forklift, 14 months since its last service: 'Nobody ever asks how I'm doing.'" and "Preventive schedules + full service history for every asset."
- **Footer (white):** logo, "Every asset. Accounted for."; "Care for it before it breaks down."; "Consider it handled."; "Book a check-up at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — Ghost laptop still on the books

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: image, png, 1024x1536
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-04-ghost-laptop.png
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-04-ghost-laptop.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-img-04-ghost-laptop
- Tags: ad, static-ad, depreciation, book-value, unassigned-assets, humor, cubby

Portrait ad: a sheet-ghost laptop in a dark storeroom is still on the books and depreciating; Cubby finds it with a flashlight, promoting live book value and unassigned-asset review.

### About

A portrait (2:3) static ad about "ghost" assets that are still on the books but unaccounted for. Night-time storeroom lighting, with Cubby shining a flashlight on a laptop covered by a sheet like a ghost.

### Visual

- **Headline:** "It's still on the books. Nobody has seen it since 2022." Hand-lettered aside: "Stiiill depreeeciating..."
- **Composition:** dusty shelves and a moonlit window; the ghost laptop wears a sticky note "Property of ???"; amber scan-frame corners surround it; Cubby holds a flashlight at right.
- **Data card:** "LAP-2291 — Active, unassigned; Book value $412.08 LIVE; Holder nobody (yet); Surfaced for review".
- **Caption:** "Live book value on every asset. Active-unassigned ones surfaced for review."
- **Footer bar (dark navy):** logo, "Every asset. Accounted for."; "Ghosts don't survive a registry."; "Consider it handled."; "Bust your ghosts at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — Museum of extinct software licences

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: image, png, 1024x1536
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-05-museum-extinct-licenses.png
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/images/assethandler-ad-img-05-museum-extinct-licenses.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-img-05-museum-extinct-licenses
- Tags: ad, static-ad, alerts, license-renewal, warranty, humor, cubby

Portrait ad set in a natural-history museum: "Extinct: one software license", with an Alerts board of upcoming warranty, end-of-life, certification and renewal dates.

### About

A portrait (2:3) static ad about renewal and expiry alerts, staged as a natural-history museum exhibit. Cubby, wearing a museum ID badge, presents an Alerts board on an easel.

### Visual

- **Banner headline:** "EXTINCT: ONE SOFTWARE LICENSE."
- **Composition:** a marble museum hall with a dinosaur skeleton built from computer parts, a glass case holding a rolled scroll, and a plaque "Licensia expirata — extinct since last Tuesday — Cause of death: nobody wrote down the renewal date". Sad-faced laptops sit on the floor.
- **Alerts board:** "Alerts — Renewal dates, written down": warranty ends (Laptop, 14-inch) 12 days; end of life (Core switch) 18 days; certification (Forklift load test) 24 days; licence renewal (Design suite) 30 days.
- **Caption:** "Warranties, license renewals, certifications and end-of-life dates, all in one Alerts view."
- **Footer (white):** Cubby popping from a box, logo, "Every asset. Accounted for."; "No more extinctions."; "Consider it handled."; "See what's coming at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — "Consider it handled" (vertical video)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: video, mp4, 0:50, 1080x1920
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-01-consider-it-handled.mp4
- Captions: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-01-consider-it-handled.vtt
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-01-consider-it-handled.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-video-01-consider-it-handled
- Tags: ad, video-ad, vertical, 9x16, mascot, cubby, jingle

Animated 50-second vertical ad: the Cubby mascot answers workplace asset questions (van keys, forklift service, laptop value, licence renewal) with the refrain "Consider it handled".

### About

A 50-second vertical (1080x1920) animated ad in a flat cartoon style, introducing the AssetHandler mascot "Cubby" (an amber-and-navy hexagonal box character). Staff in different parts of a company each ask a question about an asset, and each time the answer is the refrain "Consider it handled". It closes on the AssetHandler logo with the tagline "Every asset. Accounted for." and a call to start on the free plan at assethandler.com. Made for social feeds (Reels, Shorts, TikTok, Stories).

### Transcript

Transcript generated automatically.

[00:00] Who has the van keys?
[00:02] Consider it handled.
[00:05] Seriously, who has the van keys?
[00:09] Consider it handled!
[00:13] Is the forklift due?
[00:16] Consider it handled!
[00:18] What's this laptop worth now?
[00:22] Consider it handled!
[00:25] When does that license renew?
[00:29] Consider it handled!
[00:31] And everything else?
[00:33] Handle my Monday?
[00:40] No.
[00:44] Consider it handled!
[00:45] Start on the free plan at assethandler.com.

### Walkthrough

- **Opening:** "Meet Cubby." title over an office scene with the mascot bursting from a light burst.
- **02 Warehouse:** a maintenance worker (caption "Marco · Maintenance") beside a forklift labelled FL-07 asks "Uh... is the forklift due?"
- **03 Finance desk:** a finance worker ("Ingrid · Finance") holding a calculator asks "What's this laptop worth now?"
- **04 Server room:** an alert card appears: "ALERTS — License renewal, 30 days · LIC-0091 Design suite", next to a server rack with a QR licence tag.
- **05 Rooftop:** a crowd of staff celebrate around Cubby under the line "One registry for every asset."; one holds a "Monday 9" calendar page.
- **End card:** AssetHandler logo, "Consider it handled.", "Every asset. Accounted for.", "Start on the Free plan at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — "Planet Warehouse" nature-documentary parody (vertical video)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: video, mp4, 0:56, 1080x1920
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-02-planet-warehouse.mp4
- Captions: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-02-planet-warehouse.vtt
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-02-planet-warehouse.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-video-02-planet-warehouse
- Tags: ad, video-ad, vertical, 9x16, parody, preventive-maintenance, ai-assistant

56-second vertical animated ad parodying a wildlife documentary: an unserviced diesel generator in Warehouse 3, Bay 7 gets its service history pulled up and a preventive work order raised by the assistant.

### About

A 56-second vertical (1080x1920) animated ad styled as a nature documentary ("Planet Warehouse — Episode 3 · The Unserviced"), with a hushed narrator and on-screen narrator captions. It follows spare parts "migrating" through a warehouse to a long-neglected diesel generator, then cuts to the AssetHandler asset page, where the assistant reports the last service and offers to raise a preventive work order. It highlights maintenance history and an assistant that acts only within the user's permissions. Ends with "Consider it handled" and "Observe yours in the wild at assethandler.com". Made for social feeds.

### Transcript

Transcript generated automatically.

[00:00] Here, in the wild isles of Warehouse 3, a lone generator has not been serviced in a
[00:06] very long time.
[00:07] At first light, the spare parts begin their great migration.
[00:12] Bolts, filters, and one slightly lost belt.
[00:17] And here, in Base 7, the elusive diesel generator, rarely serviced, easily provoked.
[00:24] Careful now!
[00:25] When was this last serviced?
[00:28] Fourteen months ago.
[00:31] Filter and belt by R. Okafor.
[00:34] Want a preventive work order?
[00:36] Yes!
[00:37] Only does what she's allowed to do, unlike the forklifts.
[00:42] A rare sight, order restored.
[00:49] Consider it handled.
[00:51] Observe yours in the wild at assethandler.com.

### Walkthrough

- **Title:** "PLANET WAREHOUSE — Episode 3 · The Unserviced" over a cardboard-craft warehouse at sunrise; narrator caption "a lone generator has not been serviced...".
- **"First light":** bolts, filters and a drive belt with cartoon eyes travel across the floor ("Bolts, filters, and...").
- **"BAY 7":** a worker in a hi-vis vest approaches a green diesel generator (GEN-0007) with gauge "eyes"; caption "Rarely serviced, easily provoked".
- **App screen:** the asset page "Generator, Diesel — GEN-0007, Active, Machinery", location Warehouse 3 · Bay 7, next service "Not scheduled". The Assistant panel ("works as you · inside your permissions") answers "14 months ago. Filter and belt, by R." and lists service history: 12 Aug 2025 Air filter + drive belt (R. Okafor), 03 Mar 2025 Oil + fuel filter (R. Okafor), 21 Oct 2024 Annual load test (M. Chen). Speaker label "Cubby · Assistant".
- **Forklift gag:** a forklift with a face beeps past; caption "unlike the forklifts".
- **End card:** AssetHandler logo, "Consider it handled.", "Every asset. Accounted for.", "Observe yours in the wild at assethandler.com".

## AssetHandler ad — "Cubby vs the Auditor" retro game parody (vertical video)

- Product: AssetHandler
- Category: Ads
- Format: video, mp4, 0:44, 1080x1920
- File: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-03-cubby-vs-the-auditor.mp4
- Captions: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-03-cubby-vs-the-auditor.vtt
- Notes: https://assets.burdenoff.com/products/assethandler/ads/videos/assethandler-ad-video-03-cubby-vs-the-auditor.md
- View: https://burdenoff.com/products?assets=assethandler&asset=assethandler-ad-video-03-cubby-vs-the-auditor
- Tags: ad, video-ad, vertical, 9x16, 8-bit, audit-trail, history

44-second vertical ad in 8-bit video-game style: Cubby defeats "The Auditor" boss by producing the asset change history (who changed what, when and why).

### About

A 44-second vertical (1080x1920) ad drawn as a retro 8-bit platform game. The mascot Cubby faces a boss called "The Auditor", who asks who changed an asset's value and why. A spreadsheet named "Copy of Copy of Final" fails to answer; a "History Scroll" power-up then shows every change named and timestamped, and the auditor's suspicion meter turns to a smile. The point being made is the attributable, timestamped asset history for audits. Ends with "Consider it handled" and "Press start at assethandler.com". Made for social feeds.

### Transcript

Transcript generated automatically.

[00:00] Warning! Boss approaching!
[00:02] Who changed this asset's value in March?
[00:06] Last edited by...
[00:08] Copy of copy of final?
[00:11] Who changed the value? And why?
[00:17] History scroll!
[00:20] It's all in the history.
[00:21] Who moved it?
[00:23] When did it come back?
[00:28] Clear!
[00:35] Consider it handled.
[00:40] Press start at assethandler.com

### Walkthrough

- **Boss intro:** game HUD (CUBBY score, TAGS, WORLD BOSS, TIME) and a "THE AUDITOR" bar with a "SUSPICION" meter; the auditor swings a pendulum and asks "Who changed this asset's value...".
- **Spreadsheet level:** Cubby jumps through a level of floating spreadsheet cells; a portrait of the auditor shows a file "Copy of Copy of Final.xlsx"; dialogue "Last edited by... 'Copy of Copy of Final'?"
- **Power-up:** an announcer box reads "History"; a scroll labelled "POWER-UP! History Scroll" appears while the auditor asks "Who? Why?"
- **The scroll:** "Every change: named and timestamped" — Value edited · Priya R. · 14 Mar 10:02 · reason: revaluation; Transferred · Sam K. · 2 Apr 15:40 · to Site B; Checked in · IT shelf B · 9 Apr 09:15. A ticker along the bottom repeats entries such as "AH-0412 · Checked in".
- **Win:** the meter changes to "SMILE" and the auditor says "Audit-ready. Nice."
- **End card:** AssetHandler logo, "Consider it handled.", "Every asset. Accounted for."; voiceover "Press start at assethandler.com".